Vandals

I'm supercalifargilisticexpialidocious Even though the sound of it Is something quite atrocious If you say it loud enough We'll always sound precautious Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious I was not a... [leggi tutto]

Mr. Playboy, Sir Weasel, Poppin Snake, and Mr. Cool - Went down to the boulevard to play their ass some pool - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - Lady Killer - Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla, Illa Zilla - L... [leggi tutto]

I won't do it- you can't fucking make me do it- I don't wanna- Who are you to say I gotta do anything at all man? You're not the boss of me! You're like "Come on!" I'm like "No, its not my job ma... [leggi tutto]

Well I know you been working most nights - And I think you deserve something nice for once, you do - And the twins they've been driving you nuts - But tonight your in luck. Guess what, Here's what- - ... [leggi tutto]

You know when your sure - that no one gives a crap, - your on the right track - It's a fact - And when you believe, - things are good - it's guaranteed - you're up your ass - It's a fact - Morons thro... [leggi tutto]

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues - and it makes him sad Brings him down - But not down enough to have the blues - He's too white to have the blues - He thinks he should be black to have the blues... [leggi tutto]

Baby I'm more than a little concerned you see - about the New World Order conspiracies - And the covert spreading of deadly disease - They've got earthquake machines and UFO's - and black helicopters ... [leggi tutto]

This here's my last chance - so it won't hurt to ask - What can I do to make you love me? - I'll learn to speak in French, - I'll even pitch a tent on your front yard - to make you love me - It seems ... [leggi tutto]

no respect - for a land-holding man - only scum - who pay when they can - free-loaders - that hate what i am - then beg me to fix their can - ugly harleys on the front lawn - i come by - to turn the s... [leggi tutto]

I'm an expert on her cause I see her everyday - She's got one of those bedrooms you can see from the freeway - I know her brothers, her cousins and her Dad - Would not appreciate me getting on those -... [leggi tutto]

one two three four - master race in outer space - they had to leave this earthly place - all the allies and the Russians too - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't do - this nazi shit don't ... [leggi tutto]

You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended up at the wanna be manor - wanna be manor, what a place to be - wanna be manor, it's not for me - I looked in the door, opened the door - peeed on the floor... [leggi tutto]

Mom Says, "Put on your Christmas best." - Grandpa's coming down this year and it might be his last. - Why Mom? You say that every time. - It seems that he's been dying ever since I was nine. - I don't... [leggi tutto]

Congratulations, you're in love. The lonely nights are gone. But now you're making us all sick, the way you're carrying on Put you're tongue in you're mouth, keep you're hands of her ass It's an emb... [leggi tutto]

I'm well aware that you are chemically imbalanced - but I'm the kind of guy that likes a challenge - from a crazy kind of girl who lives in her own world - Who is legally insane - I'm not afraid and I... [leggi tutto]

I've watched you grow for all these years and shamefully admit, I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit- feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me. You nearly are a woman no... [leggi tutto]

Help me! Help me! - I'm a fly! I'm a fly! - Help me! Help me! - I wanna die! I wanna Die! - Cause this world is the shit I land on - it's got nothing to give - This world is the shit I land on - I don... [leggi tutto]

He met her at the soundcheck, where she was tendin' bar - Bodacious ones and ruby lips, a regular movie star - Her singin' voice was pleasin', that's how she got her name - He wasn't from her neighbor... [leggi tutto]

Children are lovely before they get ugly, and learn to do bad stuff. Flowers are pretty before they get shitty, and rot and turn to dust I heard that life is a wheel and you can't make it stop If y... [leggi tutto]

Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worst - then being depressed and told to be happy. - The season of suicide, I know why they died - Christmas reminds me I have nothing - I've got no girl the... [leggi tutto]

hey homes, don't front my set - hey homes, don't front my set - word! you fudge with me - you fudge with the crew - word! the dumbest thing you'll - ever do - word! don't front my set - 'cuz we got po... [leggi tutto]

I believe the children are the future, - teach them well and let them know - things may be all shit right now, - but it gets worse when your old - Happy meals and Easter bunny, - great moments indeed ... [leggi tutto]

I think I got a plan, we're gonna make a stand- Let's Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Go! go! Stand up and be counted, get out of the house Take it to the streets, tell everyone you meet It's Go! go! Go! ... [leggi tutto]

Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Pat Brown - Tried to run the cops down - Pat Brown - Ran 'em into the ground - Patrick Edward Brown - Tried to run the co... [leggi tutto]

Now Mohawk John knew he did wrong - when he went and killed some men - They sent for the marshal to bring him in - they sent for Marshal Skin - He rolled into town, - and pulled his cowboy hat down - ... [leggi tutto]

With 800 pounds on 18 wheels After 800 miles you know how it feels To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it To see if it's still there Well it's one more load to one more town Only problem is ... [leggi tutto]

Happy robots say "life is fine" - they're the ones I loathe - they're stupid or they're lying - or a little bit of both - ignore disasters and say that life is great - it never stops the smile on your... [leggi tutto]

First I think of my health, - then I know some food I have to buy - I'm taking the time, taking the time to understand - why you and me were never meant to eat a bird that fly's - How does it make you... [leggi tutto]

Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, - Thanx for nothing. - You shouldn't have, Oh- you didn't. - You're so generous. Thanks for nothing. - Never mind all the stuff I bought for you - It wa... [leggi tutto]

birds in the air - never chirped the same - slobs in bowling alleys - never burped the same - they came to cry - shocked with disbelief - a broken mass of millions - all drowning in their grief - she ... [leggi tutto]

Well, you came into this world naked, screaming and covered in blood-who was there to wipe you off and give you your first hug? And it took a couple years to figure out how to not shit in your pants ... [leggi tutto]

all you people gather 'round - and get together - no more sitting on your booty - party people it's your duty - you know what i mean - tell your body what to do - it's up to you - now let your tight p... [leggi tutto]

I want to be a Cowboy - I got to be a Cowboy - I'm born to be a Cowboy - I want to be a Cowboy - A Cowboy! Uh-huh - Tonight we're taking me fast car - Were gonna go down to the Cowboy bar - I'm gonna ... [leggi tutto]

Hot step moms and surrogate dads - It breaks my heart to see him so sad - Lying alone in his room with a frown on - Reruns show him what he's missing out on - If life could be, like he sees it on TV -... [leggi tutto]

Now the birds in the trees are deformed and diseased and the leaves on the trees are wilting on the branch there's no stars in the sky, cuz scars on my eyes won't heal thanks to you- And the sun is... [leggi tutto]

Hello, no one can get to the phone right now so I'm so sorry I missed your call I'll see you on Sunday Good-bye, I love you. But, if this is you, you can suck my tick! if it's my boss, fudge yo... [leggi tutto]

I'm awful sorry if she has ruined the night. I'll get her home and out of sight. That's my girl- the drunkest at the party. She lost her shoe and found the rum bacardi. There she goes- she fell dow... [leggi tutto]

This is going to be the best Christmas ever. - Everything this year's been a disaster - But I won't let it bother me at all - Nothing's going to bring me down, - It's Christmas and I'm pleased as punc... [leggi tutto]

i once had a girlfriend but then one day she dumped me and everywhere i go people would ask me where she was i don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her so i tell them all my girlfrie... [leggi tutto]

The city council met last night the vote was one to six - Denying access to our town by TV's "G.E. Smith" - The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter Eileen - She dreamed that ugly fucker's face ... [leggi tutto]

summer lovin' had me a blast - summer lovin' happened so fast - met some girl, crazy for me - met a guy, cute as can be - summer days drifted away - to oh, the summer nights - tell me more, - was this... [leggi tutto]

Some people are bad and they don't give a damn - what they do or who they hurt. - They go through their lives and don't apologize - for the shit that they've disturbed. - But they don't bother me at a... [leggi tutto]

medium cheese, - she's glad to take my order - long long way - from that lao-viet border - she fled the jungle - the evil viet cong, pizza tran - orange county - is where you belong - two long weeks -... [leggi tutto]

Seven hits of L - and nobody could tell - So I spent every dime - just to get to Aniehem - I was in the Magic Kingdom - Now I'm in the Carribean - You get something really wicked - when you spend an E... [leggi tutto]

Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave And they're giving me the creeps by morning Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to watch them eat And their boring. You didn't rat when t... [leggi tutto]

Guy: Do you love me baby? - Girl: Yes - Guy: Well how much do you love me? - Girl: A whole bunch - Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch? - Girl: Well I don't know - Guy: This much? - [ SLAP ] - Don't s... [leggi tutto]

I live in the land of the freeways - Home of the smog and traffic - The sun and the air - The mountains and sea - Streams and palm trees - The valleys... - The canyons... - The mountains... - The beac... [leggi tutto]

I know it's just a figure of speech - but if your breath and your clothes are bad - your destined to teach - I see the president - I see Lincoln - what the hell was 43% of this place thinking - we wat... [leggi tutto]

judy hates me, stepped on her cat i hate judy, she's gettin' too fat sally left me, i was gettin' kinda cold i left sally, she was gettin' kinda old oooh, oooh, what's a guy to say? tawana do... [leggi tutto]

Hey baby - where you going tonight? - And are you taking me with you? - I love you so much - I want you to know - I really love you so - I want you to be my lady forever - and ever and ever and ever -... [leggi tutto]

You know Vicky that I love you You are programmed what to do Is it wrong to feel this way I could tell you what to say But late in the evening when it's starting to get dark her light sensors ... [leggi tutto]

For all those who've failed - you will have your day - and you'll hear them say - "I don't understand how things went wrong, - I've always been great, good-looking and strong" - When they feel like yo... [leggi tutto]

Here in America, respect your fellow man - Some foreign cultures don't understand - We got this little rule and it's called elbow room - Pertaining to the spacial occupancy you consume - It I'm in fro... [leggi tutto]

Collecting dust inside that liquor store 'till you bought it for me A decanter full of whiskey in the image of the King The more I drank from it the less I saw of you That bottle's empty now and yo... [leggi tutto]

A thousand miles of desert- a million tons of sand A few less pounds of woman- a tired broken man A parching thrist that water couldn't quench My desert woman this frontier's only pearl How can I ... [leggi tutto]

Look at me now cuz I can't you stole my eyes you broke my cane, you killed my dog Running around in the black, my whole world's gone black You turned out the light and said "goodnight" I can't see any... [leggi tutto]

Voices! You're letting voices tell you what to do - when you yourself don't know. - Voices! You got one too, so let it out - and let us know when you're feeling all alone. - Well I know, - There are t... [leggi tutto]

Clowns are neato clowns are fun - Clowns are loved by everyone - Cops n' commies even fags - Everybody loves a gag - Clowns everywhere are freakin' out - In parades they scream n' shout - They're sad ... [leggi tutto]

I see you've been feeling down - When I needed you, you've been around - So this year I've a Christmas surprise - that will make your spirits rise... - I think back on the times, when you've always be... [leggi tutto]

I think my TV's busted - if not this country's dusted - 'cause I think I saw 7 Mary 3, - and they were on the MTV - They were telling the people to rock the what? - Talentless hippies, Hootie wannabee... [leggi tutto]

I'm gonna miss you buddy, - you were the best pal in the world - I feel real bad - cuz your going away - but things will be better in the other world - when you get to heaven - I bet your legs will wo... [leggi tutto]

Watching her at the mall she don't know me at all - Hope no employee over hears - Think I'm in love with you Red, Yellow, White,... [leggi tutto]

There she stood - she was a vision - a picture of perfection - so I made the big decision - I'm going to talk to her - I have to show to her it could be magic - and I got the nerve up - So went over t... [leggi tutto]

big brother, he is a watching - watching me and you - big brother, is a watching - and he'll know your every move - their really really gonna do it to you - just wait and see - they'll be telling us w... [leggi tutto]

Well we finished up the record and we think that it's the shit-and we want it to go huge, but to play it off legit. And the guy in A... [leggi tutto]

House all to myself - it was my birthday present - But total wrack'n'ruin - soon became apparent - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I w... [leggi tutto]

anarchy, kill a cat - shoot james brady in the back - raise an army of rabid rats - beat your neighbor with a bat - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarchy burger - hold the government - anarch... [leggi tutto]

4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1! Stop! Pretending you're even having fun, You just stand there looking dumb And bored with your thumb in your ass... (You're better than that!) For once in your life, Before you re... [leggi tutto]

I don't need much attention anymore Sometimes I cringe at the thought of the things that I did before And I don't wanna take up all your time Sometimes I cringe at the thought of being left behind ... [leggi tutto]

Make it like that famous country singer Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer Clean me up but let me keep my edge, In the day I like to keep it dignified But at night you know I got anoth... [leggi tutto]

Young girl says to her mom, - "How did you know that father was the one?" - Then mom just rolls her eyes - She says, "You'll find that special guy" - but to herself she cannot lie - She says, "I'm pra... [leggi tutto]

Well I asked about him, that long hair, and those curls She said he's just a nice guy, likes to hang out with the girls Well I didn't think twice about him- I just figured him for gay I sure had hi... [leggi tutto]

Alligator skins, crocodile hides, good ol' boys, and their Southern brides City folk come for the lure of the bounty But they don't come back 'cause the sheriff of the country is Buford T. Jefferso... [leggi tutto]

Hey mom, it's been fantastic since I'm on my own - At first it seemed so drastic when you and dad kicked me out - but it made me get my act together - and learn what life's all about - now I'm self re... [leggi tutto]

I don't believe in Santa Clause- - his corporate image forced upon - the blinded spending masses, - to enslave the lower classes - with obligatory gifts that serve to cleanse - a year of guilt and sha... [leggi tutto]

Now you say that you like me, but you don't "like" like me. And you say that you love me but you're not "in" love with me And we should just be friends- but friends shouldn't treat other friends like ... [leggi tutto]

Come here little boy - I'm a friend of your mother's - I'll give you a candy bar if you get in the car - Okay - He's got his camera - and deep seeded obsessions - His nordic heritage - and sexual frus... [leggi tutto]

With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest - and follow my dreams and to face - a life of delusion and gender confusion - no longer will be the case - I never wanted army men of basketballs, - I on... [leggi tutto]

Haji was a punk just like any other boy - And he never had no trouble until he started up his Oi band, - safe in the garage or singing in the tub. - Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub ... [leggi tutto]

Hey buddy how you doin' today? Thanks a lot buddy I'm doin' OK. How bout you, you doin' all right? Well I got into a fight my girl left last night. That's rough guy what was it about? I lost my j... [leggi tutto]

Heart Break Hotel by the Vandals Ever since my baby left, found a new place I dwell It's down on the end, a lonely street called Heartbrak Hotel Left me in the gutter, mud on my face Left me in ... [leggi tutto]

An idea for a movie I got an idea for a movie, and it goes like this (Check it out) It's about a boy who gets his finger caught In a bottle of Mr. Pibb And they go on adventures, I think it... [leggi tutto]

Allah! Allah! Allah! Allah! - I studied carefully, - and I do believe - the best of heavens is to except is Islam - I hope that book is right - they promise paradise - I'm going for the bonus - of a m... [leggi tutto]

driving in our airstream - we're a band on the road - with equipment, roadies, a manager - we've got a heavy load - airstream! airstream! airstream! - get out of my lane! - airstream! airstream! airst... [leggi tutto]

I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote one good song - But that was almost 20 years ago - I tried and I tried to follow it up - But you know how those sophomore jinxes go - So I became quite bitter - as sal... [leggi tutto]

Families lock their doors in fear that criminals might get them - But this Christmas rest assured that I will have my own protection. - I'll get a gun for Christmas to protect my other gifts - If burg... [leggi tutto]